Hey girl! You need to get a little exercise…how about a run? Hmmm. How about a McGriddle and hash browns from McDonald’s instead?!Yes. a run, I am glad you agree! No, I disagreed. I want a fountain coke, not a workout. Here we go!!!!
Mile one: I hate this music, I hate the sunshine. The street is too street-y. This side walk is too side-walk-y. I should go home. You are doing great. You are strong, you are capable, you are OHMYGOD you are running right past McDonalds…
Mile two: You are pretty much a superior athlete. You are doing fantastic.
Mile three: Three miles is good. That is pretty much a 5K. A 5k is admirable.
Mile three and a half: You are on track to run seven miles. Like a total boss.
Mile four: Who can I call to pick me up? Maybe if I lie down in the street someone will stop.
Mile five: I should have bought the McGriddle.
Mile Six: Our house is sooooooo far away.
Mile Seven: I AM A CHAMPION. I SHOULD START TRAINING FOR A MARATHON. OR THE OLYMICS. OR BOTH.